Mark Watney famously said: “Look, boobies! ( o )( o )” and we looked, and there were boobies. And we appreciated the boobies because, face it, who doesn’t like a good pair of boobies? (Though it’s perfectly okay if you don’t!) But we’ve already had our fun with the chubby jubblies in a previous post (link) here, so now it’s time rise to a new occasion, and have some fun with a decidedly less pretty part of the human anatomy. We are, of course, talking about peen. In a world dominated by men, it should come as no surprise that phallic symbolism is EVERYWHERE.
Whether the creators originally meant it to be there or not.
In this Tuesday’s Top Todgerific List, we bring a selection of titles/covers that brought love truncheons to our admittedly gutter-inclined minds.
If you’d like to check out the previous list it’ll be here: Boobily We Roll Along
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Chosen by Olly
50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes with Balls by Adrienne N. Hew
Chosen by J.B. Rockwell
“This is the ORIGINAL book about eating cock. BEWARE of imitations that’ll leave you limp.” – JB Rockwell
Big Fish by Daniel Wallace
Chosen by Sam
Free Willy
Chosen by Bill
Glorious by Gregory Benford and Larry Niven
Chosen by Bill
Gone in 60 Seconds
Chosen by Shawn
Heaven’s Crooked Finger by Hank Early
Chosen by A. Nonymous
Lucifer’s Hammer by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle
Chosen by Bill
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Chosen by Gracie
My Gun is Quick by Mickey Spillane
Chosen by Brian
My Gun is Not So Quick by Craig Kee Strete
Chosen by Gracie
The One That Comes Before by Livia Llewellyn
Chosen by Brian
The Primal Screamer by Nick Blinko
Chosen by Brian
The Rising by Brian Keene
Chosen by Brian
The Silence of the Wilting Skin by Tlotlo Tsamaase
Chosen by Brian
A Single Shot by Matthew F. Jones
Chosen by Brian
A Snake Lies Waiting by Jin Yong
Chosen by Brian
The Snake by John Godey
Chosen by Olly
Still Life with Woodpecker by Tom Robbins
Chosen by Sam
The Thing
Chosen by Olly
Titus Groan by Mervyn Peake
Chosen by Bill
The Understudy by David Niccholi
Chosen by Sam
Welcome to Hard Times by E.L. Doctorow
Chosen by Brian
Winter’s Bone by Daniel Woodrell
Chosen by Brian
You may have noticed that there was a lack of rocketships on these covers. We decided early on that that would be too easy – after all, we like our hairy canaries hard, so we couldn’t go straight for the soft balls. cough Feel free to mention your favorites below.
GracieKat was the first co-host of Sci-Fi & Scary, Lilyn’s partner-in-crime, and sub-head of the Kali Krew. She reviews horror books, movies, and games for the site. She also does a weekly Focus on the Frightful feature, and is the site list-maker. She is also in control of the Sci-Fi & Scary podcast which will relaunch soon.
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