As usual, this meme is hosted by Broke and Bookish.
This one was hard, but brought a lot of smiles to mind when I was actually figuring out which ones I wanted to post. I begin and end with quotes from the same book because, well, it was basically the Bible for smart-ass quotes!
Top Ten Quotes I Loved From Books (that I’ve read in the past year or so.)
“Interviewer: So. Tell me about your mother.
Ezra: You’re taping this, right?
Interviewer: Audio only. Camera is faulty.
Ezra: Okay, well for the benefit of the sight-impaired, I am now raising my… oh, dear… yes, it’s my MIDDLE finger at Mr. Postgrad here.
Interviewer: Mr. Mason…
Ezra: Now I’m wiggling it.
Interviewer: Terminating interview at 13:58 on 03/19/75.
Ezra: Look at it wiggl-
― Amie Kaufman, Illuminae
“In one of the earlier Sherlock Holmes mysteries, Arthur Conan Doyle (not yet a Sir) made an observation on logical deduction. When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
“The first thing you find out when yer dog learns to talk is that dogs don’t got nothing much to say.
“Need a poo, Todd.”
“Poo. Poo, Todd.”
“I said shut it.”
― Patrick Ness, The Knife of Never Letting Go
Can’t wait to see everyone else’s!