POTENTIALLY NSFW folks – there’s a gif that’s a bit risque, and the subject’s a bit ribald, so be careful!
So, one our favorite commenters here on Sci-Fi & Scary was chatting with us on our 2018 Bookish Resolutions post. One thing led to another, and a challenge was issued involving sexy monsters… And well, there was only one thing we could say, wasn’t there?
Brian, from Sillyverse, said:
I suggest a post in which you and GracieKat each list your favorite five inappropriately sexy monsters. Or, if that would be . . . ah, too REVEALING, then a list of five appropriately sexy monsters each. (Limit one example of any given monster on each list; you’re not allowed to get away with five vampires!)
Well, sexy can mean a lot of things, can’t it? You can even find a man doing housework sexy, really. But, in the true spirit of things, we’re going to keep this as ribald as humanly (heh) possible.
Oh You Sexy Monster, You!
My number 5 pick is: Chucky from Child’s Play
Why he’s sexy: Because he’s a bad-ass that happens to be crotch height and made of plastic, which means that – theoretically at least – certain muscles aren’t going to get tired. Ever. Oh, and unlike other little pleasure-giving friends, he doesn’t need batteries.
My number 4 pick is: Kobra woman – from the below Gif
Why she’s sexy: Just look at her. Isn’t she glorious? That stance, the expression on her face. She’s confident with alllll her parts. Even the men are in awe.
My number 3 pick is: Satanico Pandemonium – From Dusk ’til Dawn
Why she’s sexy: Sweet baby Cthulhu, the more accurate question would be “Why isn’t she?”
My number 2 pick is: Sweet – The demon from Once More With Feeling (BtVS)
Why he’s sexy: Uhm, did you ever watch that show? Did you hear the demon sing? Did you watch him move? And he’s a snazzy dresser to boot.
I guess you could say I… *puts sunglasses on* …like his style.
My number 1 pick is: Cthulhu
Why he’s sexy: Count the phallic-like appendages! Count them! Why bring in two or three guys when you’re wanting a 3-fer when he’s got appendages to spare?
Heh. My turn. I fully agree with Lilyn’s choices. Particularly Kobra Woman. There’s something mesmerizing about her, isn’t there? Below are my five choices for sexily inappropriate monsters.
My Number 5 Pick: Creature from the Black Lagoon
Why He’s Sexy: Just look at him. He’ll give you a little TLC when you need it. He’ll carry you anywhere you want to go. Let’s just hope that certain areas aren’t as scaly as the rest of him.
My Number 4 Pick: The Kraken
Why He’s Sexy: He’s huge, and has chiseled abs! Plus, with four arms it makes you wonder if other…appendages are doubled as well.
My Number 3 Pick: Mara from the Shin Megami Tensai games
Why It’s Sexy: Umm, I don’t think I really need to say why, do I?
My Number 2 Pick: Pyramid Head from Silent Hill
Why He’s Sexy: He’s very ripped from hauling around his, er, Great Knife. He can also remove your clothes in one smooth motion. He’ll love to touch your skin from head to toe.
My Number 1 Pick: The Disturbed Guy
Why He’s Sexy: He’s sexy. That body, those eyes, that smile…how could girl resist?
In the spirit of fair play, Brian said he’d be doing one as well. Can’t wait to see it!
Now, the other fun part of this is, when I mentioned in a group run by Avalinah’s Books that I had been issued and accepted a funny challenge, to my great surprise, when some of the the other girls heard what it was, they wanted it! So, here’s to the Oh You Sexy Monster, You! tagged ladies! Do your thing, girls!
There is but one rule, ladies: You can’t have more than 1 example of a particular creature. So a whole list of vampires and werewolves, per se, is out of the question.