I don’t have the time to type out one of our stories from around the house, so I thought I’d just take a minute to give you a rundown on some of the more ridiculous things to escape L’s mouth this week (or stuff I’ve had to scold her for that I never ever expected to have to scold a child for).
We went down to the park to spot the International Space Station. She waved at it. A few minutes later she started pouting. When asked why she was pouting, she responded with:
“I waved at them! I waved at them, and…and…and they didn’t wave back! That’s RUDE!”
Me to L: “Stop tryin’ ta sniff my ass!”
Miss L tells bad jokes. Really bad jokes. This week’s joke of note:
“What kind of shots do ghosts get?”
“I dunno. What?”